the day of good intentions and little else...

today was going to be great.
i wrote up a list last night of all the things i wanted to do today.

i didn't wake up by nine. i woke up at 12:41 p.m. i was going to go to bed around ten last night, but i went dancing with kyle the roommate and Tim #1, the anti-roommate. Then we came back to talk so i didn't go to bed until 3:00. yes. i got almost ten hours of uninterrupted sleep. ridiculous, i know.

i didn't make breakfast. i had a bowl of rice chex. followed by scrambled eggs and cheese. followed by part of Codi's Cafe Rio Salad. delicious.

i didn't clean my bathroom. in fact, other than to pee, i didn't even step inside the bathroom.

did i take a shower? nope. did i get dressed? nope. in fact, i'm still wearing the same thing i slept in/put on shortly after waking up.

i didn't return the doorknob. but i did take it off and put it nicely in the box so i can return it whenever i feel like it. so that's halfway done. and now there is most certainly a hole where a doorknob will need to go.

i was going to finish Blue Like Jazz. then a spider was running across the floor, so i picked up my book and killed the spider with it. the book has spider guts on it now. oBviously i can't finish it...

i was going to wash my car. but then i didn't want to walk more than 100 feet from my front door. it's probably going to rain this week anyways. i CLEANED OUT my car. the hot guys who live on the corner probably appreciated that i didn't put on pants to accomplish this endeavor. i know this because i heard a few whistles.

grocery shopping. no one even  likes grocery shopping. i can live off Go-Gurt, scrambled eggs, and Mac&Cheese for a few more days. easy. (i actually really love to go grocery shopping. but mostly i only like to go at odd hours. like two in the morning.)

is it a surprise blog stalking is the only thing crossed off my list? no, and i feel no need to rationalize this.

Burn Notice. i actually might start this right now. and perhaps the main character and i might befriend each other so i have a new friend? okay, yes. i'm in.

moral to the story of today, the Day of Good Intentions and Little Else: don't make to-do lists because there's no way any of that crap will get done anyways. amen

***that amen was premature.
 to all my salt lake lovers: hit up yo gurl. i can't have many more days like today. people are going to start thinking i need some serious help. last thing i need is to get sent to the loony bin.  that would really just cramp my style at this point...