day six...three things i wish to be doing.

if we're being terribly honest, this is a super lame blog idea today...

who really cares what i WANT to be doing right now?

isn't it pretty clear i'm doing none of those things?

one: i wish i was in the middle of an intense work-out. i really love to work out. i just hate trying to work up the motivation to work out, so it never happens.

two: i wish i were nearly finished writing posts for my other blog, which you can find here. i have an entire pile of ideas i simply need to write out. when i get it going completely, it will rock! :)

three: i want to be constructing a list of pros and cons for future life decisions...i think i'll start that. just as soon as i do some laundry, run and meet my dad for a clothing drop, shower, and go on a date with Mohamed, sexy black guy from work.

can i just tell you real quick how good work was today?

on the other hand, if ONE more person asks me where to find napkins and forks, i'm going to punch that person...aka politely turn their attention to the fork oasis that is our lobby...

also, do i LOOK like i smoke?

how should i know where the smoking lounge is?

and i'm just going to make two confessions really quick.

one:

i stole a visor from under my register because i absolutely HATE wearing hats. visors aren't much better but at least they don't completely smash my hair.

two:

i might be sabotaging a co-worker on purpose...

that's what you get for trying to pull a quick one on me,

Name-I-Can't-Remember from Somewhere, Africa.

you really don't realize who you're messing with, do you?

i am a mental terrorist and i'm coming after you...just so you know.