there are a few things that help make my visit from Aunt Flow just a little more enjoyable.
i thought i'd share. in case you need something to help you through this hard week of mine, here are the top ten:
1. comfort food. mine include: Reese's puffs, popcorn, Totino's pizza, and of course, an Oxycontin, vodka, and Nyquil cocktail. okay, i SWEAR that last part is a joke...it just sounded insanely funny in my head.
2. Madagascar. Nothing is better to pass the time than King Julian.
3. Spin/Yoga with my Crazy Tammie. Apparently strenuous exercise is designed to fix this shiz.
4. it sounds counterproductive, but freshly shaved/lotioned legs and a warm, fresh-from-the-dryer minky blanket.
5. PMS ice cream, which varies month to month. this month, i already know, is Sweet Cream mixed with York patties, Oreos, and chocolate shavings. mmmm.
6. getting all dolled up. hair, make-up, fresh polish on phalanges, then wearing sweats. it's like that show, Undercover Boss, only it would be called Undercover Hobo.
7. glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling. yes, i'm six-years-old. no, i will not take them down. when i can't sleep because i'm dying, i find constellations. okay, fine...i make them up. big deal. i'm not a space geek.
8. hot bubble baths. need i say more?
9. cat naps in the afternoon. but not with cats. obviously. they're gross.
10. cuddling up with the most sexy, most manly, most well-dressed, well-groomed, and perfectly scented (with help from Jake, Hollister-style) man. in addition to being sexy, he cooks, he cleans, and he brings ice cream AND chocolate. what a hunk.
Jaycie! What can I say? You never cease to amaze me! Love the post! I'm adding medicinal levity to your list as it most definitely fits and is what you just gave me :) Tam
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