It's only my favorite season...

yes, you heard me. SEASON. Halloween is not just a holiday. it's a season.
and if i could have it my way, the world would be renamed Halloweentown and we'd celebrate it every day.
i don't like any of the other holidays. they all kinda suck, but halloween is like an excuse to play dress-up and be all the things you dream of being but don't actually have time for.

alas, i can't have it my way, but i can celebrate it for awhile.
and what better way to do that than with my super cute nails?

these are the Little Frank Monsters, as they've been dubbed. i'm more than a little obsessed with them.
Handy Manny thinks they all look a little confused, and he's totally right.
i think i'll whip out my Frankenstein skills every once in awhile. they definitely make for a good laugh. i think it's impossible to have a bad day when you have ten of these little guys following you around everywhere!

i'm completely obsessed with them! i keep glancing down at my hands and i have to laugh because they're only the cutest little things in the entire world! :)

tomorrow, they're getting some Dracula friends on my piggies, aka toes. pictures to follow.

over and out!

check-in!

i have a three-day weekend coming up. i can't even begin to express my excitement.

in other news, i had an AMAZING weekend with one of my kindred spirits. we went to Moab so she could run The Other Half. i took my bike down so i could get in a good ride while she rain. it was AMAZING! my phone died, so i had to ride in silence, but honestly the scenery itself made up for the lack of music.

i definitely needed a calm, relaxing girls weekend. 

other things running through my head today:

sister wives is on t.v. i'm sorry, but it's just weird. no WAY would i be willing to share and live with another woman. call me selfish, but yes. if/when i get married, there will only be two pieces in that puzzle...once there's a ring on it, those are the rules. besides, it's illegal. i don't care what kind of Revelation You've Received from God. if the US of A says no, that means no. 

i am having some savage hiccups. i get them all the time, but these ones are hurtin'.

my nails need repainted. i've been unusually obsessed with painting my nails the past few months.

my bike is the color of mint chocolate chip ice cream. now when i'm craving ice cream i'll just hop on my bike.

speaking of which, this is a stationary trainer i can have in my house so i don't have to join a gym or buy an entire stationary bike. you just hook your own bike up to it and go. $80? yes.

i think with my three day weekend i'll create some laundry monsters. (more on that later.)

OR maybe i'll work on my Halloween costume, although i have a feeling Wallice's will be the hard one.

in any case, not much has changed. i'm pretty boring, thus the lack of updates lately.

i'll be better, i swear. i have stories and things to say, i've just been busy selling my soul/happiness to TSACMOC, aka The Socially Acceptable Conditions to Make/Obtain Currency.

that was insanely clever, if you caught on. i can't quit laughing at how clever and funny i am.

10.13.11

today was nothing special, i'll be honest.
but i feel bad for the lack of posts lately, so an update is in order.

only, it's not in order today.
i've got yoga tonight, and that means gathering my best.

just know that i'm still in one piece, i'm content (mostly) and my fave holiday is coming right up.

i'm contemplating turning off the internet in my life for awhile, but you guys know me. i'm kind of an addict.

Mean things Hollie says...

one of my very bffs, Holland America, aka Hollie, is the funniest.
we work together, and we've becoming really great friends over the past few months.
i love her, but sometimes she's really mean to me.

i have examples.

we were leaving Carl Jr.'s once and she got a brain freeze.
me: I never get brain freezes...
ha: maybe that says something.
me: that i've eaten too much ice cream?
ha: no...maybe there's nothing there to freeze.
me: :(

one time, wade, a guy we work with, was talking with me and Hollie. I said something sassy.
wade, in reference to me: she is really mean sometimes.
ha: don't mind her. she's just going through her terrible two's.
me: <princess crying, no denying.>

one girl we work with had Candy Land at work.
me: i LOVE Candy Land. can i play?
ha: no.
me, <sad face>: why not?!
ha: you're not old enough. the box says three and up.

honestly, we usually laugh about this stuff for days and days. it's funny. but maybe she's trying to say something about my maturity level...it's not high.

i thought i'd made up my mind already...

i was just going to find out about porting my number from t-mobile to verizon.
simple, right? wrong...

it was a five-ten minute question about the process, etc.
it turned into a three hour discussion of t-mobile vs. verizon and iPhones vs. everything else.
then it turned into a review of my account.
and some weird questions i've had about my savage little phone.

result?
i am not sure at all what kind of phone i want.
i still lean towards iPhone, but who knows?

in any case, they're sending me a new Blackberry because mine's a POS, and i don't mean Point of Sale.
i suppose i can just rock the new Blackberry for awhile. i don't have to make any immediate decisions.

it was so simple this morning. of course all it took was five men to complicate everything...