to pee or not to pee. that is the question...

Oh, that i were a man and could pee anywhere i pleased...

(can you totally see me doing this as a child? even down to the devious face...)

so i know the title of this post has got you all wondering, what the heck?

it's maybe on my bucket list to laugh so hard i pee...well, it almost happened today.

while i was training people for my Housing job. needless to say, that would NOT be my favorite way to complete said item on my bucket list.

anwyays, recently, i've been having these crazy urges to pee, like, every 20 minutes.

it's not my fault.

it's like i'm a six-year-old all over again.

i just can't help it.

and i've noticed the closer i get to the bathroom,

the more i have to stop, do the Potty Dance, and then run a few more step.

wash. rinse. repeat. or something like that.

i get laughed at quite a bit for this reason. which is fine because i AM the funniest human.

all this peeing might be due to the fact that i am turning into the world's largest water-drinker.

all that being said, i decided to do some research about the taboo subject of Urine....

enjoy, ya'll!

In India, Cows are sacred, so people drink their urine. it's mass produced and sold like bottled water in america.

they make a device called the She Wee so women who hate to sit down in public bathrooms can pee like a man...all i want to know is where they store them....HECK NO am i keeping one of those in my bag...

45% of people admit to peeing in the shower and the ocean. you know what i say?

bologna....i bet it's closer to 97%....

babies start peeing in the womb around 14 weeks...when they're lemon-sized.

large amounts of vitamin B12 will turn your urine neon yellow.

(i might try it!)

you can see cat urine with a black light. it glows.

there is also a Wiki How-To about how to hold in your pee. it was very useful information that i totally plan on utilizing in the near future.

in fact, the loo is callin' my name right about now....

peace and blessin's. peace. and blessin's.