the one line that has changed my life forever!

i got my bike today.

raise your hand if this made your day as much as it made mine.

Summero, oh Summero, wherefore art thou Summero?

Sorry, that's super cheesy, but it was as close as I could get the word summer to anything by Shakespeare.

Anyways, as I sat at work, sweating my buttocks off, I noticed that today is JULY 26th!!!
Um...what?! Where did summer go? :(
You know, I had a whole list of things I wanted to do this summer, and now I probably don't have time to do half of them!

I wanted to have picnics.
I wanted to get my tan on at the beach.
I wanted road trips.
S'mores. Boating. Sleepovers. Shopping. Pool parties. Vacations. Snow cones. mosquito bites. sunburns. cloud watching. sleepin' outside. camping. riding bikes...well, actually that one's about to take place. A LOT.
parades. fireworks. i wanted to test out my sunscreen stick for real. i wanted to play in the ditch. and go four-wheeling all the time.

Now I'm almost out of time, and I missed it all...
Mark my words though. I'll spend some time in cancer coffins, getting a super quick summer glow.
I'll eat s'mores. even if that means i make them over the stove.

but in the meantime, i'm going to bed. even though it's barely ten.
because whether i like it or not, I, Jaycie Leishman, have work in the morning.
and that requires some serious beauty rest...

my awkwardness knows no boundaries...

i went on a great date tonight, even though i hate dating.
it just feels staged and fake.

anyways.
he had to jet right after the play because he's driving to Lehi for some family thing tomorrow.
i was STARVING afterwards, so i went to McDonald's.
harmless, right?
WRONG. there he was, post-date.
i'm pretty sure now he thinks i'm stalking him.

more like, "feed me during our date and i'll be more pleasant..."

he's cute, but i'm dropping this one. he's basically my clone, only manly.
he's a crazy driver. listens to my same music. and agrees with everything i say.

i want someone i can argue with. because everyone knows make-up kissing is the best kind.

bipolar seven-year-old. yep, that's me.

neither of those things are diagnosed, mind you...but seriously.
i'm a grumpy little gremlin.
an angry smurf.
i princess cry 6-8 times a day.

i seriously need a vacation.
how about a roadtrip to PA, Ashlee, my super hot girlfriend?

also, i'm thinking of moving to Delaware..
it's 1 1/2 hours from NYC or Washington, D.C.
it's 45 minutes to the beach on one side and mountains on the other.
and it's a big change.

discuss all these things.

that sexy voice i love...he's back.

yes friends, i'm on the phone RIGHT NOW with him.
mmmm. it's the voice that may have ruined me.

you know the one. he loves my giggle. and other stuff.
he might have skin cancer? :(
oh man...what ever will i do if he dies?!

his guilty pleasure: laying out by the pool, iPod on, reading his fave mag: GQ.
his fave food: sushi.
fave color: navy blue. but he wears black the most.
favorite ice cream: butter pecan.
brands: Puma, he is about to get sponsored by them. socks, shoes, underwear, undershirts, golf clothes, hats. it's ALL Puma...
he wears business casual to work. which is completely sexy.
he's got a dog and boy, oh boy, does he love her. she's a real thing, by the way. not like Wallice.
favorite movie: good will hunting.
top 3 bands: kings of leon, the bravery, and Phoenix.
he's a twin, just like me. his is a literal birth twin, but it's close enough...he says it's NOT the same, so...
he's convinced he had me at, "Hello..."
his favorite thing about me...in his words, "your good eye..."
i DO NOT have a lazy eye!

little does he know, he STILL doesn't have me! ;)
he literally just called me a liar. and he told me to say i'm writing fiction.

but really Kids, do i ever lie??? it's ALL fact.